marijuana does awful things to people like forcing them to talk about how much they smoke it on every single fucking social network every single fucking day
Why thank you, anonymous person. I am truly a God amongst men.
As for the missing 49? The list is flawed, I am not. All hail me.
Have you had sex today?
Nope. Here, have this extra answer: “Have you had sex in a year?” Maybe. …If we’re talking a Martian year.
Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
Yes I do, she’s sat on my bed, wrapped in a blanket writing an essay right now.
What do you wear to bed?
It shifts with the seasons, for the majority of the year I wear nothing, then when winter rolls around I tend to wear loose-fitting pyjamas.
Shy OR open?
I like a bit of subtlety in life. If you speak quietly, when you do raise your voice people will take note (never said I was good at it). This goes for relationships too. ‘Playing hard to get’ is a terrible thing that makes life awkward and annoying, but a little shyness implies the other person likes you enough to care about the response.
Religious OR non-religious?
I am one of the most accepting Atheist Philosopher-Scientists you will ever meet. What other people believe is of no concern to me so long as it’s not held unquestioningly, it’s not contradictory and it’s held with some conviction. Believe what you want, be open to reason, never lie to yourself and I will find no flaw with your approach to life.
…what I’m saying is that she’s a Christian and I’m not, and that doesn’t bother me and won’t ever bother me. :P
“From what I’ve seen, your funny little happy-go-lucky little life leaves devastation in its wake. Always moving on because you dare not look back. Playing with so many people’s lives, you might as well be a god. And you’re right, Doctor. You’re absolutely right. Sometimes… you let one go.”
#ahhh #you see this is my dark doctor #not eleven who is afraid of his capacity for darkness and the sucking; tidal loneliness within him that could swallow worlds #not ten whose darkness was all rage and mania—the cold-burning anger that condemned the family of blood or threatened to rip time #because he was Time Lord Victorious and it was his right #but nine #glorious nine #who is so comfortable with dealing out death that he thinks nothing of it; you cannot flinch from what you are #nine can smile and lightly talk about sparing one life; maybe two; because the dead of the time war slide off the scale and what is one more #world compared to that? #he is so steeped in horror it has become mundane for him (the first horror is the horror; the second is accepting it) #nine who emerged from the Time War the only colossus in a universe of ants #but rather than choosing to crush them beneath his heel because what is one more world? #he happens to be kind #because if you happen to be kind enough; if you choose not to step and snuff out their tiny lives enough times #maybe you can work your way back to being a good man #a fool’s errand #but a good fool #doctor who (notbecauseofvictories)
In short, don’t skip nine.
Pretty much. 9>10 or 11
Growing up I always thought pints were massive. Like the size of your head big. But I now realize that hobbits are just very small.
Pints are good, I like pints.
1.Kissed a girl?
2.Kissed a boy?
3.Had sex in public?
4.What’s your religion?
5.What does your URL mean?
6.Reason you joined tumblr?
7.Do you have any nicknames?
8.Do you like bubble bath?
9.Kissed in the rain?
10.Dyed your hair?
11.Soup or salad?
12.Vegetable or meat?
13.Go out drinking?
16.Do any hard drugs?
17.Have you had sex today?
18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
22.Tried to commit suicide?
23.The last time you felt broken?
24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?
27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
28.Do you sing in the shower?
29.Do you dance in the car?
30.Where were you yesterday?
31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
34.Is Christmas stressful?
35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
37.Do you believe in ghosts?
38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
39.Take a vitamin daily?
41.Wear a bath robe?
42.What do you wear to bed?
43.Do you want to get married?
44.Can you curl your tongue?
45.How many relationships have you had?
46.How can I win your heart?
47.what makes a great relationship?
48.Shy OR open?
50.Religious OR non-religious?
51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?
52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
53.Piercings OR no piercings?
54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?